So a lot of people have been wondering what “Old Money” is going to do to embrace the future. An app? A trendy new TikTok dance? Nay. Nay, I say, to all of those things. We’re starting a blog. A trend widely popularized in 2003, this will show the world that we’ve still “got it” and are in touch with the current markets.
Most consultants at McKinsey will say that you should give the consumer what they want. But I say fuck the consumer. They don’t know what they want because they’re mindless idiots. You have to tell the consumer what they want, and what the consumer wants is a blog. Why? Because I say so.
Anyways, thanks so much for reading and I hope you will join us on this exciting new vertical of content creation. Welcome to the future.